Score: 10

"Awesome yet again!"

submission: Half Beard

date: May 21, 2008

Did a fantastic job, animation was smooth & everything was funny (& funky fresh)

10/10

*side note: I don't really believe the world's going to end in 2012, I used to but now I think that, 7-7-07, 6-6-06 are really just silly dates. If you think about it, 7-7-07 should've been the luckiest day ever right? 777 like in casinos? But yeah, 2012.. just a special year for people who like 12's. Some even say the Bible goes 2011, while others side with Ancient Mayans.. couldn't they just run out of room on the calendar thing? Or maybe it could've been a practical joke... or maybe I'll get a time-machine & find out. Who knows?? I DON'T KNOW!!! love your other movies btw. But they have restraining orders against me so I get no love back... mwuahaha!! this is probably a useless & long-winded review.. CURSES! Oh sometimes I get similar ideas to your own... scary yes?-yes.*

~Guy D. Keep up the awesome work & always remember- If you're happy & you know it... don't get the clap. Wait..

Score: 10

"Finally! I FINISHED!!"

submission: Frank´s Adventure 4

date: May 15, 2008

After 2 years I finally became awesome enough to overcome my lame-brain, & finished this game!

(I stunk at shooting @ the piggies)

Anywho, noticed that the New Game Released URL
http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/367116
There isn't supposed to be a space between the ".com" & the "/portal" part.

That's why the thing wouldn't work. Just noticed it. So for anyone with confusion & hasn't been told yet.. Just to help out!

-Guy D.

10/10 love the other Frank's Adv & beat them all & now going to defeat the GOLD version!!! YEY!

Always a doing great job!

Score: 10

"Computers don't suck!"

submission: I hate MAC ads

date: May 13, 2008

... (They blow.)

Jaja, anywho.. I must agree with the moral (Penguin's moral) as well as your own.

However, tis bigger than just Computers ruling the world... It's a lot more than that. It's already begun... Nearly everyone is being able to afford them now... from various sizes, types, etc.. with different features & more money. When you buy a new one... you go around on the internet & find out it's outdated... You then buy a new one & a new one.. hoping it won't break down... & IT BREAKS DOWN!!! So you buy tons of software... that will be constantly outdated & constantly needing money & service to be updated.. What's worse than this??

TV & Computers rule the world.. soon TV's will need converter boxes or whatnot or you'll have no signal (not 100% on this)

Which means.. if someone can't catch their favorite episode of whatever, or be able to check their 1000's of Spam Mails & Pen!s Enlargement mails, as well as popups... or porn. Their lives would be all for naught & they'd have no reason to live. (People + Dependency on Technology & Lazy-Provoking Tools = THE MATRIX!!! IRL!!!!)

But hell, I'm bored & this is really too long to read.. I apologize. I also must add your animation was very well-done (animated, humor-wise, all around funny)

I won't repeat my favorite quotes. But I did enjoy whatever the Penguin said & the PC's Mindless Banter. (Mac has enough reason for praise so no luv for Mac)

-Guy D. 10/10

Score: 10

"Clever? Yes... Crafty? Definitely...."

submission: : Conspire To Rewire :

date: May 9, 2008

As always to be expected:

Great/Smooth Animation
Fun & Creative Idea (as are the rants I finally get to hear from someone other than the little voice in my head... I finally found a name for that voice... Pepito which is a name from a comic book character.. whOoOoOoo...)

Keep up the good work, (like you really needed the reminder, right?)

I'll stop brown-nosing now.

10/10

Also, just some advice...

well, okay not advice a question.

In case you ever do have the time (or randomly read these comments)

How often do you watch the news? Always good material from The News.

Myep... Tons of Material..... I'm done now. Don't fret! lol

-Guy D. 10/10!

Score: 10

"How did you know about the...?"

submission: Legendary Tales 1-4

date: May 9, 2008

... the Whack A Moles??? Idk.. Anyways, as always... great job!

Awesome/Smooth Animation.
Funny Puns & such laughable material.
Fun for all ages (not meaning maturity wise, well that too, but meaning as in generations can laugh together in agreement since sometimes to what a young generation might laugh at wouldn't make any sense to another generation)
& I have watched nearly all of your submissions at least thrice. Why? Funny, I have no Life, I just really look up to ya... that much.. yey for you!

So yes. Did a fantastic job, can't wait (but will wait patiently anyways) for new submissions. Please keep in mind... Having fun whilst you work always keeps the insanity away... for the most part... depression too!

A big fan (not weight-wise... I hope...)

-Guy D. 10/10!

Also, I once asked you about the voice of Kerrigan. I hope I didn't freak you out too much... Please accept my apologies, (unless you totally forgot about that... then this is just awkward & please disregard my ramblings... myep.)

Good job! - @_@;;

My favorite of all these is : Sal's Cooking Show & Backseat Gaming... since one of them was similar to something that happened to me.. but with Mario 64 or something... (way back when Nintendo 64 was fresh on the markets & my beloved Nintendo, Sega Genesis, & Gameboys (non color) were the norm) (think early 90's...)

Score: 10

"Nice Ending."

submission: Bitches Ain't Shit Part 2

date: May 9, 2008

Even if you (the author) won't be able to read this, or whatnot, just as long as I get my 2 cents worth in right? Man, sounds nearly exactly like what happened to me.. tons of times? Not sure.. Friendless as I am, that part different. lol I had an exgf who was a whore - also named Sarah. Whether the girl in your story be an alias, doesn't matter I guess.. Just good to feel like I'm not alone for once when dealing with relationships, lies, cheating, etc.. & then I get out of my house & then get the same sh** happen to me by everyone else in the world (I meant me going outside from watching TV all day btw)

So, awesome animation! I like how everything was done, so early with talent! Since you stressed the lip syncing wasn't all too well, well... ya did fine I thought lol

So, a big fan of your work that I've seen on Newgrounds, thanks for making these! I also saw the other 3. (Bitches Ain't Shit Part 1 included)

-Guy D. Voted 10/10 & proud of it! -Brown nosing is fun!!! btw... Hope your life goes better! ^_^ Mine sure does stink still... a lot like topic cream... O.o;; I say for some advice, keep doing whatever makes sense to ya, have fun with life & yes... "don't worry be happy" - Bigmouth Billy Bass (whatever happened to those things??)

Score: 10

"Absolutely..."

submission: Operation: Warehouse

date: May 5, 2008

... Brilliant! Very well animated, very believable plot-line, short Flash & yet still as good as if it were an animated version of a Blockbuster Cinema-like Action Movie.. just shorter & well more believable.

Really, I can't say much is needed for improvement, I also can't help sounding like a suck-up or brown-noser... So, to save (some... very little left) face; I'll just say:

Keep up the awesome work & please don't do TOO much caffeine... Overdoses are painful... like hang-overs... FROM EXPERIENCE!!!

If anything to add to this, um... just be open with criticism, praise, & never get discouraged... sounds more like advice.. but I'm new to Newgrounds.. haha LAME PUN THERE! (new-newgrounds)
-Guy D.

Score: 10

"Sonic The Hedgehog... wait... Hog? Motor Hog? Wha?"

submission: Sonic Shorts Volume 1

date: March 3, 2008

Sonic was well portrayed in this. Congrats everyone who was a part of this. Overall, there wasn't too much negative things to be seen. In fact, as a Sonic Fan myself, I really fell for this. Only thing I could ask for, for any improvements, would be to include a joke about all the different ... err.. Evolutions of Sonic. Like, Sonic & the Gang going through changes, from cartoon all the way to Anime-like Video Games & TV Shows. The animations as well as the video games going through so many changes... similar to that segment in this flash involving the ever-confusing until now, Dr. Eggman & his counterpart, Dr. Robotnick... priceless. I always wondered wth was up with that!

So, 10/10 from me. Good luck everyone included in this Collab. Congrats too, hope flashes like these always stay rich in value & are remain funny & then grow into hilarities so good, viewers simply die of heart-attacks but then come back as zombies to watch it over & over again.. until some weird stuff happens that forces them not to watch it anymore.

-Guy D.

Score: 7

"Criticism VS Harsh Opinions"

submission: Retarded Chinese Babies 1

date: March 3, 2008

The person who did this flash cartoon mentioned specifically in their Author Comments that it's a PARODY of RAB. The person enjoyed the RAB, such as myself, but they wanted to make a cartoon that spoofed on RAB. They weren't copying, they were simply trying to make a, dedication in a way. So just saying it was "dumb" or "awful" doesn't help them become a better flash maker... or cartoonist or such. Try putting some thought into the reviews & explain 'why' you didn't like it. Even if you don't like something, doesn't mean no one will like it. Some may some might not. Also, the Author also stated they weren't trying to "copy or belittle"... They are learning, while the guy who does RAB has a lot more experience & training... I'm sure this cartoon is great considering I doubt anyone who reviewed this previously even has the ability to draw any better... So, hypocrites... Shush you are silly. Freedom of Speech... sheesh. I give a 7/10. -Guy_D.